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Putting the ho' in Ho! Ho! Ho! Rob Snell is avaliable as a holiday escort for extremely reasonable rates... Parties, Family Get-Togethers, Pillow Fights. Serving the Golden Triangle area since 1985. We may doze, but we never close... Discrete. Professional. Guaranteed to please. Out call service only.




HOURLY RATERetail: $500.00You Pay: $250.00

Opening a Google Adwords account? $5.00 deposit.

Creating a geo-targetted personal services ad? 50-cents a click.

Seeing my new girlfriend's reaction: Priceless.